sucess!

Tension felt was unbearable..could'nt let it go..even until now i can feel the anxiousness i had b4 the exam.

okay..i failed.then i had to retake.Retakers or shall i say failers usually get to take the test first.and u take only are required to take the part which u have failed.i failed the uphill part..which is the start of the whole parking thing.ahaha.nway this time..i was among the first few who had to take the test.after an hour of training with the driving instructor few days back.i was'nt too sure that i was capable of doing it.

hmm there it came..the moment when i was at the top of that damned hill.there was a yellow line which the front tyre has to be on when u're stalled.i never failed that part at all.but no sweat..if u fail to place ur front wheel on top of the yellow line, u have a second chance.well after achieving that.it's time to pull the handbrake.and tell that filthy corrupted jpj officer my number.23p i shouted.then i proceeded to start balancing my car...which is letting go of the clutch while pressing the accelerator..a delicate prosedure which requires precision...if u don't..ahahahaha then ur car will go backwards or ur engine will DIE MATI GO TA HELL!! and if 50% of your front wheel goes backwards outtof the yellow line.You're history!! BYE BYE FAIL!!

oh well...i did manage to get over the hill...the feeling was ORGASMIC!!it felt GOOOOD hell yeah!! i was so damn excited.then it came to the parking and 3 point turn which is welll..a piece of cake! just make sure u follow the steps..yeah they have steps..which will guarantee that u pass the stupid exam..all the teachings of the driving instructor ensures u a pass in the driving exam...which means..after that it ain't his buisness no more.do wadever u want.

hmmm normally there will be a jpj officer standing in the middle of the court,with 4 parking bays.when u're done parking.u raise up ur hand.and he will proceed to check ur car's position.if it's good u get to proceed to the next section which is the 3 point turn.no one will be watching you..mind you..they don't care.you just do your own thing.and when u get to drive back to your place where u got in your car...congrats!!!!!!!!! YOU PASSED AHAHAHAH!!

hmm i got over the hill...and i noticed there was this crackling sound on the car..i kinda just ignored it..until this fella whoever da hell he is...came and screw me.saying that i didn't fully letgo the handbrake..."kereta akan ROSAK" aahaha

okay here's the interesting part..there was this guy in my car.he..hmmm bribed or "BAO-ed" the parking section too as he failed too same as me.And...well this was probably the converstation they had from what he told me.

*guy drives up the hill stops at yellow line.den raises hand and told him his number.

guy: 14p!
jpj officer: ok jalan...

*guy starts pumping accelerator and letting go of clutch..then proceeds to pull handbrake.Car goes backwards...( i was watching closely that time...his car actually went back quite alot.A sure Fail! unless...u did something magical.) crowd goes WILD!! then.this took place

jpj officer: AIYAH! kenapa panggil salah nombor..turun balik.

( which means he was obviously putting on a great piece of acting worthy getting emmy's)

guy:oh okay....

*goes back down.den starts whole process again.this time...he didn't let go of the handbrake.he just whacked the accelerator..and let the clutch go...SUCESS!!!

lol...i think this is some hidden trick in the book to pass the exam.don't let loose ur handbrake..screw the crackling sound.as long as your car don't go backwards.u won't fail..

* HAWT* one of the higher ranking officers of JPJ from putrajaya was spotted!! news travelled like light in that area among driving instructors...urgent briefings were given to each student under his/her care.

firstly..when the jpj officer ask: ada BAO?
u must reply: NO

ahahah easy to rmb rite?xD

all the best to yee ler..who will be taking his exam this tuesday..and li ann.dunno when and all other ppl hu will be undergoin this unnecessary ordeal which is pointless and DUMB.

freaked out i am..

Tml's my driving test...well for ur info.i failed da 1st time..i couldn't get up da hill.umm i mean i did get up da hill n stopped n pulled da hand brake.i tried to balance the car,but ahah sumhow it went backwards.Overconfident i guess..i was in panic mode up there..those jpj officers really got the " don't mess with me" look on their faces.sigh..guess their kinda like the rank of "god " in that area who determines the fate of us loyal subjects who desperately needs a driving license.well i guess i do desperately need one.

i'm freaking scared now..wad if i failed again!?another rm150 for resitting the test?jpj must be earning a fortune from all this. sigh...seriously am i putting too much pressure on maself?i'm totally freaked out about failing again.the feeling wasn't good..not in anyway did it feel good.dammit..i'm scared!!

Come what may some may say...but tml da oni thing i'm focused on is passing! NO MATTER WAD!! hopefully...i will.

yAnM's cry of despair and hope