Funny!

This is one of those japanese pranks.but this is seriously a good one.loading is pretty fast.enjoy =D

droools.

i would love to have.......mugen pimped civic.

Evrything's been pimped.and its doubley hot!! turbocharged engines!????PSSSSSSSSSSSTS HAWT!!!

oh well all i can wish for is a new paint job for my car =D that will look pretty good too! how i wish.

Money matters

The top 20 highest-paying jobs:
1. Chief executive officer:
$1.18 million

2. Chief operating officer:
$690,219

3. Top-subsidiary executive:
$624,831

4. Top-sector executive:
$525,657

5. Top-division executive:
$510,292

6. Intermediate corporate financial associate:
$459,784

7.Heart transplant surgeon:
$446,666

8. Cardiothoracic surgeon:
$446,255

9. Top international executive:
$425,839

10. Chief financial officer:
$418,772

11. Top administrative executive:
$410,335

12. Top legal executive:
$404,235

13. Top mergers and acquisitions executive:
$399,581

14. Top mortgage executive:
$399,485

15. Top power trading executive:
$391,911

16. Neurosurgeon:
$386,906

17. Top investment executive:
$386,148

18. Chief of surgery:
$380,756

19. Senior corporate financial associate:
$376,761

20. Top retail banking executive:
$373,383

For more info on how much money your job will fetch you in the states in the period of a year. surf www.salary.com

Fooooooood!

Another update from malacca.really nothing to do here!! i ain't a tourist.so theres nothing much to do here except eat.the food here is heavenly okayyyy!!! first up is.

O jien! eggs and oysters.

Then dad decided to tryout this hakka restaurant.not bad too the food there.

still haven't gone to malacca's famous chicken ball rice.

then there's the famous satay celup.

and there's still masjid tanah's famous cendol!

and thereeeeeees still my aunt's house nyonya fooood.

argh so many things to eat.wheeeeeeeeeeeeee =D

I'm in Malacca

Malacca sweet home town!! owh well what rawks here is the food nways.

I'm staying at everly resort hotel, which used to be riviera.it was taken over by this.and the promotion is around 80++ which is pretty good.

And helllll yeahhhhhhh it has wifi in the roooooooom !! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE this hotel rawks!!

Played futsal this morning.me, joe, jason, kel and drew.we got smoked.main reason, no keeper.ahaha jin we seriously MISSSSSSSSSS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we played okay actually! okay for a bunch of unfit faggots! unfit especially joe.ahaha he was holding his waist half of the time.but he ran a whole lot. jason was injured.how ironic.groin injury!! tight underwear??ahahaha maybe not.just joking.

This was the most intensive game of futsal i ever had for quite a long time. when's the next session!?????=D anyone wanna organise?

I had a bad day.

This is one of my most favourite music video.kinda like a modern fairytale.i love the song.i listen to it everytime i'm going through one of those shitty days.

What is your Greatest Fear?

What is my greatest fear. Fear of the unknown i say. Fear of not knowing whats ahead of you, what will the future be like. Fear of unknown consequences of certain actions. Fear of whats beyond life. Fear of whats out there.and it basically comes out to.Fear of the unknown.fear of everything that is not known!

Owh yah.and fear of heights =D! okayyy i admitttttt.i'm afraid of heights!! i don't know why.but i'm scared okay!!! wei jin andrew and the sesats had their fair share of fun already from that.how irritating.haha.

Spiderman 3 Soundtrack "signal fire"

Thanks a bunch to eugene who shared with me this wondeful video of "signal fire" by snow patrol.It's definitely worth watching. Great song great video.what more can you ask of it.=D

Freaking Proud.

• PFA Player and Young Player of the Year 2007 - Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester United)


• PFA Premier League Team of the Year 2007 - Edwin van der Sar, Gary Neville, Nemanja Vidic, Rio Ferdinand, Patrice Evra (all Man Utd); Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes, Cristiano Ronaldo (all Man Utd) & Steven Gerrard (Liverpool); Didier Drogba (Chelsea) & Dimitar Berbatov (Tottenham)


• Special Merit Award - Sir Alex Ferguson

Man UTd almost bagged it all baby. Now for the biggest icing on the biggest cake. The treble =D! Pleeeeeeaaaaaaaaase win the TREBLE!!

Man Utd Vs Ac Milan

In about say 7 more hours.Man Utd will face AC Milan at Old trafford.

with more then half of the defense out injured.what a blow this will be.i really can't wait to see man utd's first team. the recent youth player who was brought up to first team, cathcart was also injured during training.

Man Utd will be playing with 12 players tonight.let's see what happens.hope they get like 3 goals advantage =D!!

And C.ronaldo bagged the two PFA awards.whee.

Borat.

This probably was like long time ago.but there has been a buzz on the net about him.jason told me bout his movie too.and he got "excited" because of certain substances in the movie =D haha kiddin.


Oh well so i did download borat.it was pretty clear.

The story is about this fella named borat supposedly from kazakhstan and his producer azamat going to USA to learn about their culture and to make a documentary video about it so that the people in kazahkstan will know about it.

There's TONS of lame stuff and racy jokes in it.it still gives a good laugh or two.

i watched it.wheee!! it's pretty okay.if u're not a jew, not from neighbouring country of kazahkstan and not neighbour of borat.=D

It potrays people from kazahkstan badly though.oh well for the sake of entertainment.

Anyone want to watch !?i could burn for you the cd at a price =D

what's Going On

My apologiesssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's been awhile since i updated.oh well.i'm back.=D

Told u all recently there marvin and jason miller were here from chiang mai.here's the picture update=D.

They came here on monday last week.i drove to LCCT.and picked them up.

Marvin Krause

Jason Miller

Skip BO.official game of payap christian zone and adopted by people who went there.

it's really fun!! better then UNO =D

Marvin came down to malaysia to do his visa.he's staying at chiang mai for another 7 more months.so he needs to extend his visa. Other than that this is his first time in Malaysia.Jason tagged along wit Marvin.

First few comments i got from them at the LCCT was, " where's THE CITY!??" everywhere is just palm oil plantation, so much greenery!! we're out in nowhere!" i was abit late and they walked around the airport and was also worried cause the airport seemed so small.

First lunch..i brought them to Sri Paandi's in PJ.the banana leaf rice there was superb.Jason and Marv both loved the food.

hmm then on the next day only we could go do marvin's visa as the embassy closes on monday.

We though no one would go to the embassy at that time and we could just get in and get out.but, we were wrong.the queue was LONG! waaaaaaaaay LONG!! so jason decided to,

Sit in the middle of the walkway! all of us did.the queue was freaking LONG!

We talked.talked.

Then after that marvin's turn to go in.but it took him more than an hour to come back out.so i Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzed. and then we played cards in the middle of the walkway.witnessed a motorvehicular accident.

Then after that we went to astrodome to play futsal with reagan's friends, at astrodome summit.it pretty much sucked as the guy was late for 1 an a half hour. We still had loads of fun.Jason and Marvin were pretty good in futsal, marvin was a superb keeper!And jason being a rockclimber definitely had tons of stamina to spare. We played futsal everyday for 3 days in a row.

Marvin and Jason kept asking me what to do in KL. seriously.there's NOTHING MUCH TO DO!! ahaha. we played pool in midvalley.then went to CC to play Dota. Yam Cha everywhere.bring them eat good food.LOL thats about it!!yah they went to the twin towers and Batu Caves too.I wasn't there though.

After a night of dota-ing and 2 hours of sleep.marvin and jason took the 8.50 am flight outta malaysia.this was 5 am in the morning at KL central. I look prettty drowsy.and i drove.lucky nothing happened!

Till the next time we meet again!! we had LOADSa FUN!

Back again.

Sorry for not updating for the past few days. Been busy. Jason from the states and marvin from australia are in town from chiang mai. marvin's here to do his visa.brought them around KL and around for good food.haha. will come up with pictures soon. =)

Sommore random pictures for everyone

If NASA wasn't sponsored by the US government but instead sponsored by,umm fastfood chains.blablabla nike adidas.LOL the spacecraft would look like this

Military cutbacks by the government in air force will result in this. =D

Yeah good luck. confusing.

No offense yah.just ignore the woman part.it's pretty funny.

Lastly.ladies don't

do this to me.=D

Phone spoiled.

Yeah.My handphone is down and out. It's half working. literally.The LCD display is out.downright BLANK! but the phone still works.

Just went to the motorola service centre in damansara utama.well it's bye bye all my contacts and stuff in phone.

=( thanks to me being ignorant and nv back up.

It's still on warranty though.silver lining?hopefully they don't think i deliberately spoiled my phone .I hope they find a problem with it which couldn't be repaired and instead of giving me back my old phone they replace it with a v3xx =D.

anyways please if you would kindly send your contact num and name to my current phone number.

Random yet again.

Have u ever wondered where ronald mcdonald get his big mac's as a kid.this is a really good picture.

As a sci-fi fanatic.i watch alot of star wars.call me a geek =D geek's are cool.Anyways anyone definitely will recognize this piece of art in star wars.the death star.wheee scary~~~~~










The making of death star.Brainstorming session led by lord vader.



Objectives: determine colour, and determine name.






Blablablablabla *pooof* death star is created =D



And as a soccer fan myself.i find this hillarious.

Headache.

Whee.how interesting.

Saturday boredom.

Just realised i have totally nothing on tomorrow.that's bad.what am i going to do!!! so anyone!! i mean anyone!! invite me for anything!! desperado here! =D

i need more life!! my life is dull. dull .very dull. and my life revolves around the word sien. it's been a craze amongst my friend's nowadays. namely andrew and yee ler. we only need one word to start the conversation between each other. which is "sien " and this word "sien " bonds us together and we start doing lame things.

Tomorrow i will be very "sien" if nothing comes up =( help me will ya?

This feeling SUCKS!

This feeling suckssssssssssssssssssssss.I HATE HATE HATE HATEEEEEEEEEE FEELING LIKE THIS!!

I hate being me now.why can't i decide.why can't i do anything.why can't i help myself.

The answers which seem clear then don't seem to be clear now.it's all a blurry patch.

there's always a catch to everything.this is it.it's dumb.it's lame.it sucks.

rant-ing post.ignore it.being my emoself.

Random again.

More random funny pictures again from the net.I've got time.Lol

Cereal boxes rock!comes with free insurance policy.

Whats worse.Home alone? or Home alone with MJ! he looks retardedly happy.

that is seriously GAY! jason try beating that! =D

We were close.but not that close !! =D

The webpage of guiness world of records. "Most individuals killed in a terrorist act" record. i didn't know they even made a record of that, and the thing is check out the circle.

it's a challenge, anyone up to the task!? al qaeda? osama? who wants to break that record. talk about encouraging terrorism.=D

Random random.

It's all downhill from here

Maybe there's no more reverting back anymore. Maybe this is my limit. Everything is falling apart. It's too complicated.

P.S Thanks a bunch to Andrew who will always be a place for me to rant =D appreciate it loads.

Devils are hot!

yeah the devils are hot.and they show'd roma who's boss. Manchester united won on 8-3 aggregate.

7-1. wheee. everyone who was a devil was sizzling red hot.

Man utd really surpassed what fans had expected. The defence hold up really well.

And one thing.Fletcher was outstanding. He goes for every ball without giving up, what a real devil he is.

And this guy.Ryan Giggs. One of his top games too.he might not have the same pace as he used to have but this guy has been around football all his life.The assists he provided was superb.

Carrick got on his shooting boots too.everything he touches turns into goals.Carrick definitely stole lampards "lampa" after that two goals.lampard was yesterdays story. Carrick WOOHOO!!

C.ronaldo was sizzling hot too.This time he wasn't controlled by the roma defence, he bossed about them.they were freaked.

the quality of the 7 goals man utd scored were superb. each one of it was entitled to the top 10 goals of the tournament. buildup wise or shooting wise.crazy stuff.

10 v 11 man utd lost. 11 v 11? scoreline says it all. italians often boast about their rock solid defence. they were toast at the end of the match. one of the most orgasmic matches i've ever watched! woohooooooooooooooooooo. GO MAN UTD! treble i smell you!!

random random

How would you know if your neighbour is mad at you.

Plumbing service?call me!

And to top it up. =D wheeee

laugh your heads off.

Do You Have A Light?

Two guys were attending a party in the woods, when all of a sudden, the skies opened up and rained torrents on everybody. They ran for their car, jumped in, and gunned it.

They were going pretty fast when an old man's face appeared in the passenger window, knocking on it! The passenger screamed, but decided to roll down his window halfway.''What do you want?'' he asked.''Do you have any tobacco?'' asked the old man. The passenger handed the old man a cigarette, and he went away.

''Go faster!'' said the passenger. ''I don't want to see him again!'' So the driver pushed the spedometer to 80 mph. But soon, the old man appears at the window again! Scared, the passenger rolls down his window again.

''Do you have a light?'' said the old man's face. Trembling, the passenger handed him a pack of matches. And the old man went away.''Drive faster!'' said the passenger. So they pushed it to 100 mph.

But ten minutes later, the face returns. ''What do you want from us?'' screamed the passenger.The old man gently replied ''You jackasses want some help getting out of the mud?''

How to write a college paper

How to write a college paper.

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
2. Check your email.
3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.
4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help you concentrate.
5. Check your email.
6. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, you can both walk to McDonald's and buy a hamburger to help you concentrate. If your friend shows you her paper, typed, double-spaced and bound in one of those irritating see-thru plastic folders, drop her.
7. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
8. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.
9. Check your email.
10. You know, you haven't written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.
11. Look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.
12. Listen to one side of your favorite tape and that's it, seriously, as soon as it's over you are going to start that paper.
13. Listen to the other side.
14. Check your email.
15. Rearrange all of your CDs into alphabetical order.
16. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if she's started writing yet. Exchange derogatory remarks about your teacher, the course, the college, the world at large.
17. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
18. Read over the assignment again; roll the words across your tongue; savor their special flavor.
19. Check your email.
20. Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV. NOTE: When you have a paper due in less than 12 hours, anything on TV from Masterpiece Theater to “Sgt. Preston of the Yukon” is truly worthwhile, with these exceptions: a) Pro Bowlers Tour b) any movie starring Don Ameche
21. Catch the last hour of “Soul Brother of Kung Fu” on Channel 26.
22. Phone your friend on the third floor to see if he was watching. Discuss the finer points of the plot.
23. Check your email.
24. Look at your tongue in the bathroom miror.
25. Look through your roommate's book of pictures from home. Ask whoeveryone is.
26. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.
27. Open your door and check to see if there are any mysterious, trenchcoated strangers lurking in the hall.
28. Check your email.
29. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
30. Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.
31. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.
32. Lie face down on the floor and moan.
33. Check your email.
34. Leap up and write the paper.
35. Type the paper, and while you're at it, check your email.
36. Complain to everyone that you didn't get any sleep because you had to write that darn paper.

Procrastination.wheeeeeee.Lol.college life.here i come.=D

Kelisa "worst car in the world"

Familliar looking car found everywhere in Malaysia. The pride of malaysia as you would say seriously made me proud today!!

The Perodua Kelisa is a compact car based on a 7th generation Daihatsu Mira, and manufactured by Perodua. It has a maximum speed of 88 mph and can achieve about 55 miles per gallon. The car has a three-cylinder 989cc petrol DOHC four-valve engine (EJ-DE engine)with electronic fuel injection system, it also comes with another variant that comes with an 847cc engine with lower specifications.

This car attracted the attention of Jeremy Clarkson.British motoring critic and BBC presenter.

"This is without doubt the worst car, not just in its category but in the world. Over three years it will cost you 13.5p per mile. This makes it the cheapest car to run. Fine, but the cheapest house is a small tent. It has a top speed of 88mph but takes so long to reach it that no one has ever lived long enough to verify the claim, the inside is tackier than Anthea Turner’s wedding and you don’t want to think what would happen if it bumped into a lamppost. Also its name sounds like a disease." - Jeremy Clarkson, Times Online

"It has a top speed of 88mph but takes so long to reach it that no one has ever lived long enough to verify the claim"

LOL this is super insulting!

and to top it up!

he described the Kelisa as "a car built in a jungle clearing by people who go to work in shoes made from leaves"

That's pretty amusing and insulting at the same time.

And he also did this stupid outrageous thing which is defintely dumb and retarded by any means.

Try doing that to other cars.it'll end up the same way i suppose.oh well doesn't prove anything.i guess he was just trying to say that this car wasn't built in a manner it was suppose to be.it was build to be a money factory instead of being out of one's passion for cars.

It appears that Jeremy Clarkson's opinion like the one shown in this video have caught the attention of the Parliament. Makes you wonder what they talk about in the parliment though.

PERODUA Kelisa is not the worst car in the world as claimed by a foreign automotive critic, said Deputy Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department Datuk Abdul Raman Suliman.

Instead, he said the model scored the highest points in quality in the JD Power Asia Pacific customer satisfaction survey.

“The comment ‘This is without doubt the worst car, not just in its category but in the world’ on Kelisa is only a personal view by the critic Jeremy Clarkson.

Ahaha all this statistics will come out.blah blah highest marks.

"He is just like a football commentator who does not play football but he knows the game,” he said.

and he even had a go at jeremy clarkson!LOL

and what got me thinking was this,

"Earlier, Abdul Raman said Malaysia modified the cars meant for export to meet the importing country's safety standards and requirements. "

Ooh!?

Hmmm i interpret it as they give us tin cans here while they upgrade the kelisa's so that they can be exported as other countries won't accept tin cans?hmm.All in the name of perodua!way to go malaysia. this one's for the records.Worst car in the world!

where's malaysian book of records when you need them!?this is another silly record to add to their books! woohoo!

Not happy!

Manchester United vs AS Roma

results.not happy!


the starting was pretty shabby and man utd was looking quite okay.

until.. paul scholes was sent off.


yeah scholes, the best midfield of all time in man utd was sent off for a tackle on whoever it was which i didn't really care.that really changed the whole tide of the game.lucky roma.scored a deflected goal after that.

paul scholes.superb ball delivery superb shot power.but, one thing. clumsy fella.his tackles were unnecessary last night. but it's thats the scholes i know.


what a great blow dealt to manchester united,


after half time.fergie seemed to have revamped the master plan. down to 10 men.


and they scored a SUPERB goal.SERIOUSLY! TOP CLASS! ronaldo the maker, soljskaer the provider, rooney the scorer.one hell of a finish.


anyways i thought we were gonna draw it out till roma scored another goal by rebound.


then seriously this was the most frustrating part of the match.with 10 mins to go, fergie brought on SAHA!


saha.more like the sahara desert.he's having one hell of a drought of goals.


10 minutes to go.and this IDIOT isn't MAKING ANY EFFORT TO GET THE BALL AT ALL!!

rooney's been running for 80 minutes straight.and this IDIOTIC SAHA comes on for 10 minutes and he just wouldn't RUN FOR THE BALL!?he was ball watching the whole time and i was SUPER FRUSTRATED BY HIM! NOT EVEN PRESSURING ROMA"S DEFENCE! WAS HE SAVING HIS DAM ENERGY FOR THE 2nd LEG!?

SCREW YOU SAHA!



conclusion.not happy!


woke up at 2 today.i dreamt of saha scoring the equalising goal.ironic eh?i woke up thinking man utd drew. then it occured to me that i was just dreaming.

sad..

second leg! here we come!man utd will defintely bounce back!

Road Block!!

Another interesting experience of mine on the adventures of yee ler and yan ming.

okay well we went to someone's house and on the way back there was this roadblock.you know la malaysian police, suka suka like to do roadblock.make us no happy.block traffic.okay i've been through this alot of times and i thought this would be another one of those that stares at you for a few seconds then let you go.

but it wan's.suddenly this chinese policeman knocked on my window.(yee ler was the driver) then i winded it down.so he said move to the side in cantonese.okay both of us were totally stunned.ahaha wondering what we did or what made him do that. we were both innocent!!

Oh well, firstly he knocked yee ler's car window.wanted him to wind down the window.but, his window jam, so he had to open door.then he asked for his license.then!! buka bonet!

yee ler that time was kinda nervous already.and he replied " the bonet arh spoil adee la must open thru the sofa"

the policeman of cause will think " tulan, so mafan meh.no nid la "

then policeman of cause was doing his job so he asked what's in the bonet?

what could be in a bonet of innocent looking yee ler!? W. M . D which stands for weapons of mass destruction!? or ecstasy pill!? pirated VCD's!?

oh well.yee ler simply replied tools lor.tools for piping and other stuff. in his heart of cause he'll be thinking " tulan, why so pat gua"

ahahah anyways the policeman asked for my identity card too.this is the FIRST TIME IN MY ENTIRE LIFE that an enforcement officer asked for my identity card.seriously!

no kidding.good experience.even though we did nothing wrong.both of us were really nervous.we really woudn't want our parents to pick us up from the police station won't we!?

Cambodia continued)

OKay i guess it's time for another update or else i would be back into slacking mode again which i'm already half into.

72 people from 8 diffrent nations.




The purpose of our trip to siem reap cambodia was to mingle around with this streetkids.It's super hard for us as their main purpose for them is to make a buck or two by selling their things to the tourists.

Siem reap is a small town, and it's growth is based on tourism. Many shops have been revamped into fancy restaurants or cafe's and pubs or internet outlets.

My first encounter with the street kids was rather unenjoyable. i felt really really bad. I missed the briefing early morning as i arrived late in siem reap. the noobish me really didn't know how to talk to them. They were super persistent and persuasive. Some things they said were really cute and intelligent too.they are really smart kids.

Example:

" Buy for your galfren! nice postcard! do you have a galfren!? you know why you don have one?cause you no buy from me! no money no honey!"

haha thats was pretty amusing and cute.

We really had loads of fun with them.First we invited them to this gathering we had at our guesthouse.

then one of the groups would prepare meals for everyone.on the first gathering it was thai food, then japanese food and then malaysian/singapore food.

Then we had games with them.sing songs.then some of the quiet ones would start drawing as we provided them with paper and colour pencils.some of their drawings are really good.

After the first gathering, we got really close to the kids.we would bump into them on the street and they would follow us around and talk to us.it was really fun being with them, when their not selling their things to us that is.

On the last day.while we were walking to one of the cafe's this little guy followed me.he kinda asked me to buy his books.so i was like i don't need them.sorry i can't help you all that.he kept asking me..and in the end, he actually cried.i felt extremely bad.i mean i really wish i could, but if i bought from him the others would come to me too and then what if they cry too? sigh .so i kinda just ran into the cafe.really felt super bad.not just me but some other people on our team too also experienced that.

and this another interesting one, while i was walking back towards the guesthouse.this dude, umm girlish dude came and bug me.he has been bugging me for the past few days and claims that i promise to buy from him.i didn't oh well i kept smiling at him and tried to change the topic.in the end, he got pissed.and he actually sweared at me!! ahahahahhaa it was funny though his tone.really amusing xD

oh well all in all a really great experience.i have tons of pictures but no time to upload all of them.this are just a small part of it.