good screwing

Lol. this is damn fucked up right? hohoho her english damn pekat.

smoked

Urgh. kena asap. smoked. loool.

not a very good day.

had futsal session with drew, jayhan, junjie and chi joon.

loool. trick points don earn us goals. sooo. faint. kena smoke.

ahahhahaha jun jie starting of the game already use ultimate. but after that, slowly we were pawned. urghhhhhh.

thanks guys for coming.. cant wait for the next one. NO DREW. NOT TOMORROW! go get some sleep drew.

hahahhaa jun jie you totally smoked me okay. jayhan smoked both of us =/. urgh.

this is a smokey day . =)

chi joon made a good keeper today. with wei jin back and alvin on standby, i hereby DECLARE THE KEEPER DROUGHT OVER!!! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

shawshank redemption

This is definitely the best movie of all times. the charts says it, yahoo says it, i bear witness to their claims.

download it you shall. and watch it you must.

this is the best of the best of motion pictures. not for its graphics blablabla. but hell. it has one hell of a storyline.

it constantly probes into your mind and shakes up your beliefs for a second there.

A MUST WATCH!!!

bored

urgh. i really need more




in life. hahahahhaha. kidding. random post. =)

simpsons intro

Simpsons intros throughout the years.

this oughta make you laugh =)

Lucifer Code

books with the word code in its title definitely rock. =)

borrowed this book from jboy's stash.

it poses the question " what awaits after death?"

one of the big mysteries of life supposedly gets solved. i really liked the concepts and ideas in the book. quantum theories on light. so friggin high tech. hahaha.

it really got to me . i like books that do that. urgh. now i shall find another book to read. diablo =)

hitman

Agent 47 is back . =) after playing the game. i was definitely attracted to this movie. the cool calm composure of agent 47 was certainly potrayed in this movie.

this movie could hit a little harder in malaysia if not for its *($#&(#&$(*&^$*#$# censorship board.

Jin came with jboy. thanks for the ride jin. thank god u're off the leash. hahahaha. his driving skills were still impeccable.

Jdog sneaked a burger into the cinema. faint. he even bought two bottles of water just to get a plastic bag. faint.

wheeeeeeee i watched it on "premier" day. hahahahhaa.

random

Mel win came out with another piece of art just now. his msn personal message was

suicIDLE. hahahaha it makes sense right!!

mel win once again. YOU DA MAN! hahahahahhahahaha.

leave it to blink

classic blink moment captured on tv.

some parody prolly about some classic american tv series. god knows what. hahahahaha.




damn hilarious. LOL

ULTIMATE PRANK

OMFG THIS IS LIKE THE ULTIMATE PRANK WEIH.

WTF???


SPEECHLESS!!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

good old times

good old times. memories. funny moments. emo moments.





"sesat"





we just can't stop hanging out together. horror movie next okay!?



thanks to all that made it for the futsal today which was indeed very last minute. big shoutout to mel win, VG, yee en, prakash, talo, callum . and also my futsal buddy kel ton and weitat =). thank you all !!

urgh. wei jin still hasn't lost his touch. hahahhaa. i was defending abit slackish as i knew he was behind me. urgh. gotta RUN everyday now for 45 mins. target set! must be achieved.

random

urgh. seriously what ways are available for a guy to get to know a girl without having to go thru awkward moments and also not freaking her out at the same time.

URGH.

how do you even muster the balls to even go up to her and talk to her. URGH.

this is a situation which ultimately requires the use of the word FAINT, YUNDAO, PENGSAN.

help needed. random pictures of the week are as follow.

horny but poor. ouch. seems to potray something close to home

=) adorable

the botomless pit of irony =)

french kiss anyone?

urgh. largest. urhm. sand penis in the world?

bad

Results came back today.

Conclusion. suck.



must work harder.

hatemyself for not working hard enough.

Mad Tv

Tv is madness. madness is Tv. hence Mad Tv.

watch this two videos. damn hillarious.



Revenge of the Arabs




Iraqi protesters

gimme a big LOL OKAY!? =)

Sesat Reunion

jin is back, and we decided to meet up with him yesterday. Me , dog and andrew were planning for this for very long time alright. hahahaha. its been 3 quarters of a year.

picked up jboy from his house. the traffic light in ss2 SUPER SCREWED UP. screw that intersection.

then after that went pick up drew in taman tun.

something happened to jboy, faint. so havto send him back. then left me and andrew. andrew damn kecoh, here cannot eat there cannot eat, pornstar jiu shi pornstar. so fussy. HAHAHA.

anyways we ate at KFC ss2, and jin said he reached home already. so his mom dropped him at ss2 and we met up. damn funny. his hair didn't turn out to be like goku . hahahaha. andrew your theory proven wrong.

after that went and pick up jboy. hahahhaa. 4 fellas in the car. the old school sesat's are back together finally. =)

then we went to williams in ss3. jin claims that he hungers for some old school mamak food.

he almost ate like jboy.

being the happening place it is, we met kel ton, kahjun, wei zhe and his friend. then later on shi kai, wei tat, and zhuan zhuan joined in the havoc.

friggin hell. the whole night they all cracking robot jokes. pushing buttons, petrol prices, hardisks, RAM , memory were our main topics. made us laugh like cock.

urgh. jin its good to have you back =)

here's a little homecoming present for you.

click on the picture for bigger image.





SMACK THE DOG!

jin

As you are reading right now, jin is on a plane back to this country. OMG. few more hours and we get to see him. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

jin have a safe trip =)

hair

mom nagged about my hair again. faint.say too long . like girl.

sommore she said she's gonna cut it when i'm asleep. fainnt. i'mlocking mydoor and moving the cupboard behind it =).

urgh. my hair is not long enuff. GROW hair GROW!! longing for the emo hairstyle =) .

the number 23

urgh woke up at 1200 then watched this great movie. initially i downloaded a blardy italian version of it and didn't realise till i noticed jim carey was speaking blardy mafia language. faint.

had to redownload it again.

once again this is a movie worth watching. if you like the paranoia , spookish, and freaky twisting plots kinda story. well look no further. the number 23 is the movie for you!

its a quite disturbing thriller. it deserves 9/10 =) .

diecock.blogspot.com

so called jap pornstar. judge for yourself.

Andrew Ng Chee Tat has changed his bloglink to http://www.diecock.blogspot.com/ as he claims that he uses that word alot. i testify to that! please update your blog links.

Requiem For A Dream

Mel win . you were right. this movie is indeed very disturbing.


Its mainly about drugs and diet pills. hell it was disturbing. however this is one of the best movies of all times. i found it out on several charts.



if you have the time please do watch. brings you very close to the reality of drug addiction.

buddies

joe jin me

MY BUDDY IS COMING BACK IN 2 MORE DAYS!

thats a shoutout to everyone who knows wei jin. its almost been a 3 quarters of a year since you left. i still remember the last time seeing you. ahahahhaha.

REMEMBER my junk food, tarot cards and etc etc. AND MY IMMUNITY! LOL

get your ass back ASAP ok JIN!?

NEXT,

MY BUDDY ZHANG too is coming back on the 6th of December if i'm not mistaken.

Zhang, we miss having futsal with you with you gooving around like one clown. it just ain't the same . remember your farewell? hahahaha i swore i saw tears! your face uber shocked =)

good luck in exams alrite!!

NEXT

my BANANA buddy! noelle

she'll be back on the 11th of december. i was tempted to bananify your picture. thank god i didn't =).and and noelle you're invited to futsal also OKAY!! come come! gooood luck in your exams also noelle!!

phew. so many people already going abroad. can't imagine me being in their shoes. i'm going soon next year. what will it be like? will i be missed?

excited and nervous at the same time. gosh.

BERSIH

Zainuddin's interview with Al-jazeera reporters.our minister of information in case you didn't know.



Minister: I commend yo-yo-your journalists trying to project... to exaggerate more than what actually happened. That-that-that-that's it. We are not the-the and I-I congratulate your journalists behaving like an actor, that-that's it...

Reporter: As you say that, sir, we're watching scenes of protesters being sprayed by chemical-filled water!

Minister: YA! I am watching! I'm here! You've been trying... trying to do it this - to do this everywhere but in Malaysia people are allowed to, you know? We know our police head our colleague... Police have whatever allowed the procession to go to the Istana Negara, you know? Do police, first police, like, they handle them, they attack them, they... the police don't, don't, don't fire anybody?

Reporter: Our correspondent came back to the office, sir, with chemicals in his eyes!

Minister:You-you-you-you are here with the idea, you are trying to project, what is your mind! You think that we Pakistan, we are Burma, we are Myanmar. Everything you-you are thinking! WE ARE DIFFERENT! We are totally different!

Reporter: Well unfortunately when you refuse to let people protest, it does appear so.

Minister: Ya ya we are not like you! You-you have earlier perception, you come here, you want to project us like undemocratic country. This a democratic country!

Reporter: So why can't people protest then, if it's a democratic country?

Minister: YES, PEOPLE PROTEST! People do-do... of course they protest. We are allowing them protest, and they have demonstrated. But we just trying to disperse them, and then later they-they-they don't wanna disperse, but later our police compromise. They have compromised and allowed them to proceed to Istana Negara! Police, our police have succeeded in handling them gently, right? Why do you report that? You take the opposition, someone from opposition party you ask him to speak. You don't take from the government, right?

Reporter: Why did you not break up these protests...

Minister: Pardon? Pardon? Pardon?

Reporter: Why did you not break up these protests more peacefully?

Minister: I can't hear you! I can't hear you!

Reporter: Why did you not break up these protests more peacefully?

Minister: No we-we are! We... this protest is illegal! We don't want..this... the... NORMALLY...

Reporter: OK, so let me return to my former question. Why is this protest illegal?

Minister: YA! It's a illegal protest because we have the erection in Malaysia. It's no-no point on having a protest! We are allowing to every erection... every five years never fail! We are not our like, like Myanmar, not like other country. And, and you are helping this. You Al-Jazeera also is helping this, this forces. The, you know, these forces who are not in passion, who don't believe in democracy!

Reporter: Alright, many thanks for joining us.

Minister: I don't, ya, you, Al-Jazeera, this is, is Al-Jazeera attitude. Right?


WTF!? WTF!?

I CATCH NO BALL.aren't our ministers suppose to be trained in handling media? he could not even string proper sentences together and his our Minister of Information.
appplause*

WAS HE HELD AT GUNPOINT UPON THE INTERVIEW? he was staggerring a whole lot like his bloody ass was gonna be blown off if he said the wrong thing. dumbass.

it was PRETTY chaotic as you can see in the video. Now it kinda looks like the scene's in the other countries. hell yeah. way to go malaysia =)

WTF?

the WTF moment of this month goes to.............

jeng jeng jeng

Rooney's ankle injury which leaves him out for 1 month

seriously.

one more thing. i think saha acts like one blardy taufoofa.

lembik. touch abit, break into a millionpieces.

hometown

Went back to hometown for abit yesterday. my nephew's 21 birthday. alright. i'm in a pretty big extended kinda family. so yeah i have nephews older then me and cousins as old as my dad.

Anyways this is my first aunt's place. she's one hell of a cook alright. every meal is like an emperor's meal in that place. authentic nyonya food at its best.

faint look at the food. can eat few hundred rounds and not get bored. they ordered too much satay so practically i'm gonna have satay for breakfast lunch dinner today . Then got secret recipe cake however didn't have much of it. i'm not a big fan of cakes.

And obviously a partayy has to have boooze baby. alright. i had 3 cans of beer which is abit too little. i catched up with my closest cousin collin. talked bout loads of shit. we've been thru quite alot of shit too =) .

There was a BBQ going on too. food haven .

Then at about 11. the real partay started. The havoc nephew's and couzzies have returned from work and brought booze . all started drinking chivas + beer and coke.

this is ronald. he is always known as the joker of the whole family. once he stop opening his mouth. we all can go sleeep already.anyways he started cracking all kinds of OMG WTF kinda jokes that made us laugh like cock. can see he abit drunk already. hahahaha

Then he reverse his car and started blasting music at 1200 midnight. WTF! LOL.

the adults told him ehh got people around laaa.

then he said aiyahhhhh where got people. all sleep adee la. LOL!

faintttt!

Then after that he repeatedly asked everyone around wanna see the international symbol anot. hahahaha and showed the middle finger.

anywayys that night should be a long one as they brought out the cards. faint. all started gambling . My underage nephew bought lottery and he striked about 200 bux. FAINT. so obviously he was in the right shoes to become the banker.

The session went on until about 5 am in the morning. from 21 then we played 5 cards. in one night i kindaof mastered that game already. hahahaha =)

anyways. ronald and collin repeatedly farted, burped, pissed, washed hands, ate, changed places for LUCK. dammmn hillarious. it was a whole night full of laughter and chaos.

insanity at its peak. after that all die cock . sleeep like corpse.

got back early this morning. urgh. tired.

partaay

This partay on thursday night happened solely because of people like kelton,andrew, jason. THANKS A BIG BUNCH KEL JASON AND DREW!!

anyways. drew damn kecoh early early ask me go jboy's house to chill. anyways we chilled and it brought back LOADS of high school memories. gosh it feels weird to reflect back on those memories.time flies like hell.

anyways we played around on jboy's whiteboard and the results was. omigosh. friggin crazy. jin see you are always remembered by us! haha theres not one outing that we dont mention your name.

drew can really copy his signature. one in a million people got this talent ok.

after that all of us went to william's in ss3. william the owner is one bloody JOKER. he thought us how to use TTLY. in canto TO TO LAN YEH .

and he cracked all kinds of lame ass jokes . seriously he can join our gang become boss adee. =)

anyways the food there was friggin nice.mamak-ish and yet unique.

freaking tasty.

after that we went to sunway pick up kel, then took some time in kel's house to change and all.

another BIG THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN TO JASON who drove us around. after meeting up with drew's friends from penang, we went to maison's.

had loads of fun. THAT's FOR SURE. loads of classic moments unfolded in maison's. =)

Kel and his classic cup shattering moment. =)

after the highlight of the night, came the after PARTAY! we left maison's about 3. then we went over to sara chen's house to chill abit. she is freaking independent okay. drove all the way to maison's and back. salute. we stayed there till about 5am cracking freaking lame jokes + racist jokes and exchanging comments on various topics.

anyways after that we decided that we should have dim sum for breakfast. so we searched for a dim sum place . we went to a dim sum place around jboy's place and had the earliest breakfast EVER at 6 am.

after that went back to kelts place and showered and all. slept till 10. andrew decided that he would go to college. so he in his wasted state drove to college and attended class. me and jboi went back shortly after he left.

THEN. andrew keep pestering me for futsal. loool freaking LAST MINUTE futsal. thank god it worked out. thank you peeps who came, arthur, kel, jason, and drew for pestering me. we all freaking HARDCORES. slept so little and did so much. the length of the futsal field was extraordinarily long for some reason.

andrew especially.hardcore to the max. i suppose now he is studying econs. oh well. supposedly there will be a futsal session tommorow also but it was cancelled. haha we're too WASTED.

another big shoutout to kel ton for letting us crash in his place for abit. his one hell of a good host . i testify to that =). he made sure we all had blankets, toothpaste, water etc etc. kel ton you maybe an angel afterall.

and also another big thanks to drew for inviting us. wheeeness. had loads of fun. thank all of you =)

one more thing. i kinda feel weird after this. i dont know how to describe that kind of weirdness. i just feel weird. oh well.

cook

might not look as good as it tastes but dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn it tastes great okkkkkkkkkkk!!

damn proud . i made it all by myself!! donnnnnnt friggin sabo me okkk!! i put in alot of effort! ate this for breakfast and supper. i'm on a row!

and anddd dont compare. i dont cook often. give me some credit.

and and dont question my definition on the word "cook".

oh well off i go peeps. party night tonight! CANT WAIT =)

random

malaysia's tuning scene has not reach this level of insanity but i can see that we are getting there

warning sign outside the sex museum

tagged

Tagged by junjie, u still lupa kawan ok! haha.

Rules:
1. Tag victim has to come up with 8 different points about his/her perfect lover.
2. Have to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover.
3. Tag 8 other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog. Points about the special 'person'.

alrighty. my gender of my perfect lover is.......................... jeng jeng jeng

a XX.

anyways. 8 points i have come up with include first and foremost ! caring =)

and then understanding, patient, always there for me, fun to talk with, brainy, cute, and sweet.

amazing! i made it to 8.

oh well, i shall not tag others. hahahaha. selfish me =)

thanks junjie btw. =)

MCR

click on picture for larger view

9th december 2007
stadium merdeka
6.30 pm

anyone interested in going?=)

random

harassing the ref

=)