Snatch Thefts!BEWARE

I Almost got RObbeD! Seriously! In da middle of da mainroad summore.I have ntg so say as i was'nt really expecting it.Normally when u hear bout all dis things u will b like thinking I will do this dat this dat.I will kick his nuts,kick him of his bike.But seriously it happened in a flash! der was no tym to react.

One day,ym came back from skool.den had to go tuition pulak at 3.15.Tuition is at Sripetaling sri setia tuition centre.Not bad,at least i learn stuff.Hmm teacher was goin to teach keradioaktifan/saponifikasi dat day so iw as kinda all geared up.As der was a backroad from my hse to sri petaling i could cycle to ma tuition.i was holding my IPOD in hand,My precious entertainer.500 songs!!! it was a hot day.When i reach the IPOH CHICKEN RICE shop houses(branch in sri petaling) der was a mainroad n a barrier in da middle.

Red:My route
Blue:Possibly Indian Dawgs Route

Okae i was waiting to crossover to the other side.So i stopped in da middle of the barrier.Den,two indians came on a motor.I tot der were going to make a U-turn so i kinda jz ignored dem.Den as i was about to crossover,the indian shit behind da fat indian shit huz driving da motor grabbed my shirt.I cursed.I turned around n i saw diz thin indian with a parang in hand.He was kinda wobbly wit it though.So...i threw my BIKE down and i RAN LYK HELL!My insticts guided me quite well.I immediately tried to cross over to the shophouses to get help.Dey weren't so interested in catching me anymore.Dey ran away lyk chicken sounds more lyk it.Den i shouted **** U B*Tch*! dat got a few passerby's attention.Diz uncle came n ask me in canto " U got see number plate?got FOn?Call police la." POLICE? What a joke.Wat r dey gonna do?give me a report saying perompak perompak tersebut tidak dapat dikesan.Siasatan lanjut akan diteruskan.

If dey were to successfully rob me...

Assets available:

Wallet =RM 40.00

I-pod=RM700.00

500 songs in IPOD=PRICELESS

Chemistry SUKSES revision book=RM 29.90

yeah dat's about it.Wat r dey gonna do with my ipod?Do those indian AHOles noe how to use 1?Do dey even noe wat da hell it is FOR?HU CARES da oni thg dey noe how to do is CHEAT SHIT STEAL.Giving dem a book is lyk kera mendapat bunga.Pn phang tought me well.Giving dem sumthg dey won't appreciate.Dey either bcome taxi driver or snatch thiefs.

DAmages Caused:

Shock Of my LIFE!Hell yeah i was panting when i cycled back home on my damaged bike.

Damaged beloved Bike.

Brakes Spoil Liao T.T

Handle TERCALAR!!!! ******* INDIAN AHOLES.

Hand scratched on da floor when i fell off my bike n started running.Lucky da parang never chop me.Otherwise i'lll b in News!

What i felt was seriously diz two idiots got NO LIFE! hu carries a parang around when they r on a bike!? their life is really robbing and stealing.It just realli ANGERS ME! lucky i didn't end up lyk ta two KTAR students did.Thank god for tht.I realli realli want a chance to jz BASH ALL DIZ IDIOTS UP! SAMPAH MASYARAKAT! RUBBISH.TOTALLY DISPOSABLE.Inflicting fear on da public.What can da government do?NTG.Dey r all talk n no ACTION.POlice konon..PUiii!

Lesson Learnt: 1)Dun flash ur valuables

2) Dun trust 2 indians on a motorcycle.

I'm RACIST now.Happy!? i hav a gud reason to be racist.Trust me.I've witnessed it.

REvenge is sweet....

1)What do u call an indian hu owns a bicycle.

RICH

What do u call an indian hu owns a motorcycle.

ROBBER

2) Why are indians good runners.

Because the slow wans are in jail.

=) dat felt better.Ders more to come! Grrrr.

P.S

Post meant for indians hu r ROBBERS/THIEFS.Jokes are solely for entertainment.If u feel tht u r a robber/thief n u r subjected to it feel free to leave a comment.

-YM-