Guys night out

Sorry for the drought in posts. shud never repeat again!! no more then 3 days that is.

Me joe jason had guys night out. we went to oneu. got caught in a MASSIVE JAM to ou. picked up arthuro who was going to the gym.

ate some pizza. hung out . played sum mini pool which is stupid. and played foosball.

hell yeah.test coming. shud study now!!


Just watched pirates. =D it rocks. Johnny Depp owned again.

HitzFm

Hitz is one of the coolest radio stations around. until today. today's hitz radio sucked to the max.especially with jason lo hogging the mike. and i normally tune in to hitz whenever i'm driving.

Yeah. can u imagine HOW irritating it is to hear CHELSEA CHELSEA! CHELSEA CHELSEA! after every FRIGGIN SONG! and THEN JASON LO HAD TO " Hey peeps. it's JOSE here. and speak in that freakish jose tone, i hate losing. it's just not me. i didn't lose that much. blablablablablabla.

my heart is in a million trillion pieces right now. time to piece it back.whee

desperate

Me and ler were talking on msn. suddenly the issue of $ comes up. and we became desperate.this was how it goes.at first we were planning to flip burgers as the mat burger in OUG ( the place i live in ) seems to be doing good. then we thought of becoming buisnessmen. buy burger at rm2.00 and sell at rm2.50 somewhere else. might be risky.

then we became super desperate our conversation is as follows:

Yee Ler says:
u tell me the plan
YanMing. shit happens says:
we
Yee Ler says:
u get 60
Yee Ler says:
i take 40
YanMing. shit happens says:
bawa
YanMing. shit happens says:
pisau
YanMing. shit happens says:
pegi
Yee Ler says:
i ride potor ?
YanMing. shit happens says:
u rumah ada parang kan?
Yee Ler says:
motor *
YanMing. shit happens says:
yah u ride motor
YanMing. shit happens says:
i pembonceng
Yee Ler says:
my house got cut lock 1 tim
Yee Ler says:
those tricircle
Yee Ler says:
senang cut
YanMing. shit happens says:
kk
YanMing. shit happens says:
good
YanMing. shit happens says:
u mau ronda mana?
YanMing. shit happens says:
mana ada aunty ambik handbag


We desperate people. if any billionaire happens to read this post. please do donate to us. or if anyone with sparechange. please do donate to us. it's 60 for me and 40 for yee ler.

P.S the plan of being snatch thief's obviously is us talking crap. but we still will definitely gladly accept donations !

Taboo words

DO NOTTTTTTTTTTTT MENTIONNNNNNNNN

1. AC MILAN
2. CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
3. FA CUP
4. CHELSEA
5. DOUBLE
6. TREBLE
7. DROGBA

i am tulan rite now. as you can see.

genius

This is a story of a friend of mine. a genius i would say. he had this watch. a crazy watch. as crazy as he was. it was an imitation watch. the one you would normally get from china.

Out of his desperation of wanting to fix the watch. he boiled it in a pot with water. somehow he is very CONVINCED that it would fix his watch. big bummer. it didn't . and he lived to tell me that tale.

ain't HE A RETARD!!! AHAHAHHAHA!! if you know who owns a crazy watch. then you know who it is. nuff said.

LAWL!?

Total loss?let's not start okay.haha

college life

5 days have passed.

Everyday has been pretty interesting. getting to know more people.

i'm feeling shitty once again. screw it.

fitting in is once again another problem to me. do i? or do i not.

i prolly don't have any like people skills ya noe, saying the right things at the right time and making them laugh.blablabla.

hate being me now. as usual.

Random.

Football pitches that are weird.

Do i fit in?

It's been 3 days in college. the question that has been in my mind. Do i Fit in?

My classes have been pretty good. i've got to know quite a few people. got together with a group for anthropology too. gotta get a field trip going.

but, i really wonder if i really fit in. maybe i'm being paranoid. hopefully no one hates me already.haha.

6 hours straight class tomorrow. it's gonna be HELLISH!

oh well. it's only the third day. hope tomorrow will be another interesting day!

The story of BoB.

Once upon a time, on a usual boring morning, jboi and wei jin decided to take a walk as usual to the toilet. then sumhow they ended up in padang, where wei jin happen to stumbled upon this piece of odinary wood and somehow his distorted mind decided that he wants to bring it back to class.

Back in class, after screwing wei jin for bringing bak this dumb wood. andrew and jon were super bored. so he decided to draw the wood and make it into a person. two eyes one smiley face, bob was BORNED! and geniusly one of us put our names on it , but later got shot down as " WTH YOU WANT US KENA CALL UP BY TEACHER ARH!? " so we cancelled it off. then jay lau zhen kai came along and he interestingly added a cigratte bud to bob's smile. bob was cancer infected.

Then andrew jboy found some selo tape and decided to wrap bobs head with it. tadaaaa! the bob now lies somewhere in school. please take care of him when u find it yeah?? =D

Translator

Okay jason just called me translator. i shall therefore attempt to derive a most commonly used word among people in malaysia. the word is "tulan" spelled T-U-L-A-N . it is a i dunno wad word.can someone fill me in!

okay i thought it over.i dont think theres a word in english that ultimately represents "tulan" . it is a unique word, an expression itself.but if someone knows any english word that really means what tulan means please do share!!! wheeeee!

examples of tulan:

1. U wake up at 12.00 am expecting to watch your favourite team play in some stadium in UK and found out that the newspaper conned u by putting 12.00am and not stating clearly the date. when u found out that your team had already played and all you can do is check the score. the only way to describe how you feel now in one word will be. " TULAN"

2. When a friend of you plays yahoo pool with you and when all that is left is the black ball and the red arrow which points to the hole which it's suppose to be shot into doesn't change cause streamyx rox! all you can say is " TULAN"

3. When someone doesn't turn up for futsal and in the end you play with 9 ppl which tends to create alot of complications. you can say that all of the 9 ppl are feeling "TULAN" that this fella flew kite.

4. When someone's hogging the fastlane in the highway and goes at a speed of 40km/h . u describe the guy flashing his l ights crazily behind as feeling " EXTREMELY TULAN"

5. When u're supposed to sleep at 10.30 but instead start bloggin about how to use the word "tulan" at 12.30 u're obviously feeling TULAN like me.

in every situation of " TULAN-ness" theres always the TULAN-ER . the person that causes someone to feel TULAN.

happy TULAN-ing everyone. =D

Life so far..

Life so far has been okay.i'm alive alrite.and i'm here blogging. What have i done with 17+ years of my life. prolly nothing.

my background?born in peejay. bred in klang . grew up in sabah .came back to peejay. went to school at yoke nam. then after went to catholic high school.and now here i am. goin to college this monday. looking back, i feel like i've done nothing much.

During my primary years, i would label myself as a jerk.childish, naive, stupid, lazy pretty much everything on the negative.caused much problems. i definitely was not some head prefect, prefect, popular guy, or some guy good in something. i was so normal.that nothing stood out. i had the superpower of not letting anyone realise my presence. if i did stand out, it was for stupid and bad reasons alright.people hated me i guess.used to play basketball, though i could actually excel in it. i definitely did not. i sucked.

then it came, high school. for the first few months, i was still carrying the image of a primary kid.maybe worse.stupid me. then as usual there was this talks of keeping in touch with primary friends, the usual emo-ing.blablabla.somehow i lost touch with most of my old friends. Here it comes another new stage of my life. well starting i met up with quite a bunch of fun people.namely kah jun ,shi wei ,suet chen ,jun jie. it's weird. i thought they would be my bestest friends for the whole period of high school. umm lets get to that later. we did alot of fun stuff, lots of lame stuff and lots of bad stuff. oh well. it's a part of life to make mistakes. my studies continued to go down the drain. pmr was the hype that time.i wanted alot of stuff at that time, and i tried so hard to be "coool" and i totally failed. i suck big time. another one of my jerk years.

then form 2 came. diffrent class this time, got split up with my usual gang.this was the main DOWN part in my entire life. it totally suck. i was a total NOOB and JERk. i swear i was the dumbest piece of shit ever. thinking back i would've wish someone actually hit me with a lorry. so many stuff happened and so many stupid things happened.i mixed with the wrong group of people. i tried harder to be "cool" and i totally FAILED HARDER. Everything SUCKED downright for me. i didn't think so at that time.probably because i was the stupid me. not saying i'm the smart me now though.

but one thing, this was when i started picking up the sport football. i totally was a noob. i so remember the times we played against black and white and the falcons and we got thrashed. i was keeper. i thought i was good at it.in fact i wasn't. and everytime pjk, i was a total Nooooooooooooob.tried to play football.

Form 3 it is.PMR year. new class once again. at the start i probably hadn't change much. i still sucked as usual.maybe improved abit. 3B3 it is. the most memorable times of high school?probably. new resolutions for me.PMR.study hard.as usual.play more football. my class had the stars okay! it was eu joe, brendan, kar ee, kel ton, kenneth mow, ummmmm i don't remember anymore. anyways this was my new gang in the later part of form 3. i didn't know what happen.somehow. i got stuck to them.football was the main thing for us. i soooooo loved and miss the days we stayed back for football. it was like the most fun thing ever. that year, i met alot of other people like drew, jason, arthur, ram , hyder, blablablaa. somehow it was because of that years football league that i totally switched gangs. i remember we had a team but i don't remember the name!! football football football. i love it.met so many new people. and then it was PMR . hell yeah. i remember i totally bucked up near the exams.totally studied everything except chinese. i remember me and wei jin sitting quietly during a rainy day in a corner reading our kemahiran hidup. wei jin got 71.00 i think for his purata. i got 70++. hell yeah. i remember.

then it was PMR results time. my results was.satisfying? 7 a's. i still remember celebrating with andrew and kar ee by throwing some of our money into the coin thingy.( u know where the thing moves and there was suppose to be coins out if u hit the right spot)

I missed out on MSSD that year. didn't get picked. happy life i've got. blamed myself for it.so totally depressed when most of my gang went for MSSD and i was left out. my superpower again.

Form 4. Remembered that time when i went to school.not knowing which class i would go. then andrew came up to me. eh i think you 4s1. ok la . he dam POTONG STIM! i'm like WTH! 4s1??? i AIN"T THAT SMART.NOWAY. bulllshit!! then i had a look my self. CRAP SHIT WTH! 4s1. and furthermore. wei jin was with me AGAIN! till form 5 it was 5 years already in a class with him. cant bliv that his my fren up till now.ahaha and now he's in NZ. okay this time i was so determined to get the back seats. me and drew. jin behind us, with a monitor beside him which i sat on and it broke. then jboy came along. then came the zaman gemilang would i dare say? the zaman of the sesats. Sesats were so totally my friends up till now. with extending members like joe and jason and more others.

Form 5 was pretty much the same.i probably haven't changed much. i wasn't cool. and i had the same superpower i had. hopefully i wasn't hated by anyone. i tried so very hard to control my life. not letting it spin out of control. i wanted more control over it. but what have i done with it up till now.

pretty much nothing.depressed i am. i ain't no courtjoker. i ain't some good footballer. i ain't some state swimmer. i ain't some smart genius. i ain't some nice guy who would attract other ppl.i totally didn't achieve nothing.i'm basically nothing. superpowers i still have. and now.comes college. can't wait?or i would prefer not to take the plunge into a new stage of my life. i don't know. everything hasn't turn out for me.looking back. it sucks. can i change any of that?probably not.gotta live with it.

Do Not MILAN me!

this is a warning to everyone.do NOT AC or MILAN ME in the next few days and DO NOT TREBLE OR HAHAHA IN YOUR FACE ME!

lol.i'm pissed. dooooooo noooooot teesssssssst me!!

strongest woman

Which is the strongest woman amongst all of them. your call.

PP girls

Grown up power puff girls =D

Sick.

I am officially sick.i dunno why.i dunno how. yesterday i was 24-ing. 24 rawks okay!! i was watching 10.am to 1.pm of 24 and all of a sudden, i was bloody shivering.i mean wth global warming and even with my room aircond on i could sweat.now i am shivering.hell noooo!! i wanted to watch liverpool and chelsea too, but somehow, i couldn't stand being awake.so gotta sleep adee.

the next morning, i woke up at 11 ++ wanted to go watch spiderman 3 with yee ler.but, DAMN my whole body felt sooooooooo freaking tired and i had a super bad sorethroat.so i went back to ZZZZZZZZZZZZ until 2 pm. and now i am here.hopefully i will get better.

Milan vs Man UTd tonight.

NOTE TO SELF: DON"T FALL ASLEEP!!