Malacca

Went down to malacca this morning. Half day trip! See my aunt makes this awesome nyonya zhang's every year during "zhang" season. WHATEVER YOU CALL IT. LOL. i know i'm pretty bad with festivals. So yeah. my mom's colleague's at work are absolutely hoooked on them! so today me and my dad are going back to collect about rm 250 worth of zhang. =D

shit i was DAMN sleepy for some reason. i remember crashing at about 11pm. and APPARENTLY jon called me and asked me whether i wanted to go to KL with him and VG. LIKE WTF. imagine the shock. i'm like shit tak ajak. and he said . i called you la. LOL and i'm like WTF. i really had no recollection whatsoever. i woke up groggily about 8am and hastily brushed up and left home! thennn i was engaged in some small talk with my dad for about five minutes. and i blacked out. LOL.

i woke up to the hustle and bustle of malacca town. again. no memories of journey. either my brain has stopped functioning or i'm just TOO DAMNED GOOD AT SLEEPING. anyways. we went to have dim sum at some hawker centre. my dad loves this place for its "dai bao" . so we were seated at a table for about 8 so we were sharing with this two old guys.

ordered dim sum and seriously i couldn't help but watch the drama unfold right in front of my eyes. this lady obviously from mainland china (not trying to discriminate her. SERIOUSLY. LOL BELIEVE ME. YOU'RE THE RACIST IF YOU THINK I AM!! HAHA.) was trying to sell this old uncle a pair of slippers( AGAIN OBVIOUSLY MADE IN CHINA) . sooo she was you know. flirty flirty and all. damn blooody persistent OKAY. soo at first the old dood was like. nono. bu yao. what for i need slippers. then she was like. awwwww come on. AWWW. AWW.

sooo in the end he bought a pair. THEN. she walked somewhere around the corner. and grabbed another two pairs. and. repeated the same process. LOL. and can you believe it. LOL that old dood bought it again. WTH! THEN she came back with another pair. this time. its a different one. got NIKE. LOL. then she went on and on. andd LOL its so obvious she was like flirting and the old dood was flirting back. HAHA. then the other old dood beh tahan also. he bought a pair too. like OMGG. all in all i think the old doods together bought 6 pairs of flops. quote from horny old dood " if i buy sommore slippers i can open slipper shop and sell already ok. bu yao liao" LOL . after which he proceeds to buy another 2 pairs. ZZ. soo okay i left at the tea and belt part. LOL luckily. they'd probably go to a hotel after that or something. and she can prolly you know help him with that belt.

through the streets of malacca

anyways i'm babbling too much aren't I. HAHA. after collecting rm 250 bux worth of "zhang" , we went into town centre to you knowww get the MOST AWESOME HAINANESE CHICKEN BALL RICE. EVERRRR. and by EVERR. i mean EVERRRRRRR.

alright there was a little queue. erghhh. where's there's good food. there's always a damned queue. now thats life. anyways. after waiting for about 30 minutes to get it bagged to go and all. i asked the lady for extra chili sauce. BTW the chili sauce here is SO DAMNED GOOD. anyways i asked her for extra chili sauce. she gave two small bags. and i'm like. err can i have more? and she goes like. ENOUGH ALREADY WHAT. then i replied. not enough. and she replies sarcastically everyone here also say not enough but in the end it also goes to waste. and i'm like WTF. gimme the damn chili sauce WOMAN. and then she proceeds to mutter to herself. dont tell me you drink chili sauce. and i'm like . WTV. LOL. i'm being overly BIMBO now. HAHA. anyways. yeahhh. so i left la. without the chili sauce. anddd as i predicted. HELL IT WASN"T ENOUGH LA DAMMIT.

Yum Yum .

anyways right after we navigated outta town and detoured somewhere into this small alley.

boy was it a gateway to another mystical world..

ya think!? HAHA.

anyways it led us to one of the hidden spots in malacca. charlie and the nyonya kuih factory! all housed in a typical kampungish house located just off the main road into malacca town.

wheeee loook at the variety of kuih's!! all nyonya stylo milo yoooo. ANYWAYS. the dood that owns this business. his name is really charlie. baba charlie. HAHA. baba charlie and the nyonya kuih factory. GOT THAT RIGHT.

anyways instead of ooompa looompa's working here, his got ya know some indonesian workers. HAHA. not oooompa looompa's k. AND DAMN THEY DONT SING. HAHA.

alll kindss of KUIH. like SERIOUSLY. i'm not a big fan of kuih. but. ahahhahaa. i'm awed by the variety of kuih they can come up with.

and DAMn look at all those cooking equipments. this might not be state of the art but damn it sure gets the job done. and there's like a bigg 14kg gas tank attached to each one of it. imagine one were to explode. HAH it'll be helluva fireworks to watch. LOL WHY AM I THINKING THAT IT WILL EXPLODE. seee my brain is malfunctioning. SERIOUSLY.

Kuih Koci. it'll give you diabetes. eat at own risk.

and this is called kuih apam i think. damn told ya i'm not a big fan of kuih.

i dont even know what it tastes like.

and of coursees all kinds of biscuits tooo! a.k.a coookies.

loook at them tourists all queuing up to pay tribute to baba charlie. all hail baba charlie. give us our daily kuih. protect us from diabetes. LOL.

anddd backstage y'all! seriously its like a damn factory. hahaha! and wtf random aunty wanna be on my blog. LOL.

and finally we were on our WAY HOME. we took the old road towards masjid tanah then detoured to my uncle's house in kuala sungai baru.

my dad seriously freaks me out when he navigates the country roads. Its two lanes as most of it are like double lines. LOL. he was going prolly about a 80 average. and DAMN he was trying to overtake everyone. i always wondered. why didn't he joined F1 or something. it'll be cool to have a dad that races fast cars for a living. JUST SAYING. HAHAHA!

anyways this a picture of my dads car. it used to be his car. when he was young i guess. HAHA. awesomeness right. i really can't imagine him driving it. he gave it to my cousin. my cousin is twice plus 15 years my age. anddd i have nephews and nieces okk! i'll probably be a great uncle soon. LOL. ANYWAYS. thats it.

if you're reading this line and have read through all my crap. DAMN. hahaha! THANK YOU for reading through ALL MY CRAP. you rock.

have a gooooooood week you all!

Human

quote from Jason Mraz's Blog "Even in talking to no one, we talk inside our heads and create meaning about millions of matters we truly don’t know anything about. And that’s perfectly normal."

that is just so true. Indeed. when faced with situations which are just crazily strange and overwhelming. your mind goes into overdrive and it runs through a million interpretations and a zillion more possibilities that will come after that.

Its amazing what ranges of feelings hits you when your brain goes through the endless interpretations and possibilities. It sucks that nothing can stop you from wandering aimlessly within yourself. Its not like you actually have knowledge of what will come next. Its just our built in defense mechanism. One that will make us feel better, or worse.

This is a strait path we're traversing upon, the mind is a powerful tool. If used wisely.

Use it wisely YOU WILL.

may the force be with you!

and with me of course.

BasketCase

Just got reunited with my pedal. HAHA. the sound of distortion RULES.

listening to BasketCase. GREEENDAY. =)

In Japan

we were in japan for a bit. about an hour or so.

jon was looking at some "novels"

HAHA.

as IF!

he wanted to get some magazines. as souvenirs you know. so. yeah. =D

and he looks like a damn stalker. LOL. with the mask and cap.

seriously.

Champions League

Man Utd vs Barca

Clash of the titans

and this is what jason thinks of the outcome.

and this.

and this

and lastly

hahahhaa. jason's expression is priceless.

Barca did not deserve to win. HMMMPH.

should've been Man Utd. oh well.

btw.

look at this monkey.

hahahaha alvin chin yeow kiat.

dont you just wanna put a leash on him, feed bananas and make him climb coconut trees? HAHAHA.

classic.

stop BANGING GIGGSY! RAWR.

Jon Jon

LOK LI YING. here are jon jon's pictures for you to feast your eyes upon! =)

ahahah miss him already? =D

SLOW

Streamyx is really really slow . =( patheticness. i wanna smash something into smithereens everytime i try to upload something.

will update. SOON.
HAHAHHAA.*diabolical laugh* for no apparent reason.

malaysia is burning my brains.

Su Yi Chai!

Su YI CHAI! here's your photoo! wheeeeeeeeeeee. for everyone!!

hehhh! this time you wont lose it!

and wake up sleeeeeeeeeepyhead! hahahahah! its like nooon NOW!

Aircraft

Finals was over! wheee but too bad su yi chaiii had another paper. hahaha. look at her. stressing out . =( pooor su yi chaii.

Me on the other hand! i'm done! soooo like i decided to build a plane! wheee. ahead of my group. just for the fun of it.

urgh look at all the stuff. this ain't no ordinary paper airplane.

fuselage and the would be tail wing.

after long hours of waiting for the glue to dry and measuring and cutting the wood.

TADAA!

Then on to the wing. The wing was tough. LIKE SERIOUSLY.Had to like get it cambered somehow and i was like cracking my brains.

By the time i was done. omgwtfbbq! i've only slept like for 7 hours in 2 days. and i'm adding to that!! rawrrr! now its prolly like 7 hours in 3 days. WTH!

all in all. i didn't get it done by then. i went to sleep first.and then i woke up in the afternoon and joined the fuselage with the wing. a very fragile joint. which broke during its first two flights. HAHA.

the one that my group built was more awesome.AND THEY USED SUPERGLUE. ARGH i used some shitty glue that the professor gave and it took like 20 mins to dry each time. FAINT.

OHH BTW. i've figured out how to play hearts. like finally. HAHA. its an awesome game! and NO if you get the highest points you're not the WINNER.

thats what i used to think. at least. HAHA

anyone else.

Last

3 more hours.

hang in there tiger.

you got it.

time to kick some butt.

Step one, you say, "We need to talk"
He walks, you say, "Sit down, it's just a talk"
He smiles politely back at you
You stare politely right on through
Some sort of window to your right
As he goes left and you stay right
Between the lines of fear and blame
You begin to wonder why you came

Where did I go wrong?
I lost a friend somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

Let him know that you know best
Because after all, you do know best
Try to slip past his defense
Without granting innocence
Lay down a list of what is wrong
Things you told him all along
Pray to God he hears you
And pray to God he hears you

And where did I go wrong?
I lost a friend somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

As he begins to raise his voice
You lower yours and grant him one last choice
Drive until you lose the road
Or break with the ones you've followed
He will do one of two things:
He will admit to everything
Or he'll say he's just not the same
And you'll begin to wonder why you came

Where did I go wrong?
I lost a friend somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

Where did I go wrong?
I lost a friend somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
How to save a life
How to save a life

how to save a life- the fray


why am i still here. why.

whats wrong boy. whats wrong.

is that tears i see streaking down your cheeks?

Crunch Time

Do or Die.

Swim or Drown.

Soar or Fall.

Its Crunch Time.

finals!!=)

The lonely Island

jizz in my pants

A MUST WATCH!

try not to. jizzz in your pants okay guys.

HAHAHHAA.

errr 18+ post i guess.

ohh well. its too late now! at some point in life you have to know. MWAHAHA. better sooner than later! WHEE!

and the other two ain't as bad either! i'd feel guilty if i dont post it up. its just way too awesome. HAHA.

The BOSS

we love sports

HAHA. all of em. CLASSIC.

there's this one called we're on a boat. some crap like that. HAHA. its like friggin vulgar though. like way way vulgar. go check it out. =P

WATCHHH!

till next time!

laters!